The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn - Twain Mark - Страница 42
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«Oh, I see, now. You might a said that in the first place and saved time.»
When she said that I see I was out of the woods again, and so I was comfortable and glad. Next, she says:
«Do you go to church, too?»
«Yes-regular.»
«Where do you set?»
«Why, in our pew.»
«WHOSE pew?»
«Why, OURN-your Uncle Harvey's.»
«His'n? What does HE want with a pew?»
«Wants it to set in. What did you RECKON he wanted with it?»
«Why, I thought he'd be in the pulpit.»
Rot him, I forgot he was a preacher. I see I was up a stump again, so I played another chicken bone and got another think. Then I says:
«Blame it, do you suppose there ain't but one preacher to a church?»
«Why, what do they want with more?»
«What!-to preach before a king? I never did see such a girl as you. They don't have no less than seventeen.»
«Seventeen! My land! Why, I wouldn't set out such a string as that, not if I NEVER got to glory. It must take 'em a week.»
«Shucks, they don't ALL of 'em preach the same day-only ONE of 'em.»
«Well, then, what does the rest of 'em do?»
«Oh, nothing much. Loll around, pass the plate-and one thing or another. But mainly they don't do nothing.»
«Well, then, what are they FOR?»
«Why, they're for STYLE. Don't you know nothing?»
«Well, I don't WANT to know no such foolishness as that. How is servants treated in England? Do they treat 'em better 'n we treat our niggers?»
«NO! A servant ain't nobody there. They treat them worse than dogs.»
«Don't they give 'em holidays, the way we do, Christmas and New Year's week, and Fourth of July?»
«Oh, just listen! A body could tell YOU hain't ever been to England by that. Why, Hare-l-why, Joanna, they never see a holiday from year's end to year's end; never go to the circus, nor theater, nor nigger shows, nor nowheres.»
«Nor church?»
«Nor church.»
«But YOU always went to church.»
Well, I was gone up again. I forgot I was the old man's servant. But next minute I whirled in on a kind of an explanation how a valley was different from a common servant and HAD to go to church whether he wanted to or not, and set with the family, on account of its being the law. But I didn't do it pretty good, and when I got done I see she warn't satisfied. She says:
«Honest injun, now, hain't you been telling me a lot of lies?»
«Honest injun,» says I.
«None of it at all?»
«None of it at all. Not a lie in it,» says I.
«Lay your hand on this book and say it.»
I see it warn't nothing but a dictionary, so I laid my hand on it and said it. So then she looked a little better satisfied, and says:
«Well, then, I'll believe some of it; but I hope to gracious if I'll believe the rest.»
«What is it you won't believe, Joe?» says Mary Jane, stepping in with Susan behind her. «It ain't right nor kind for you to talk so to him, and him a stranger and so far from his people. How would you like to be treated so?»
«That's always your way, Maim-always sailing in to help somebody before they're hurt. I hain't done nothing to him. He's told some stretchers, I reckon, and I said I wouldn't swallow it all; and that's every bit and grain I DID say. I reckon he can stand a little thing like that, can't he?»
«I don't care whether 'twas little or whether 'twas big; he's here in our house and a stranger, and it wasn't good of you to say it. If you was in his place it would make you feel ashamed; and so you oughtn't to say a thing to another person that will make THEM feel ashamed.»
«Why, Maim, he said-«
«It don't make no difference what he SAID-that ain't the thing. The thing is for you to treat him KIND, and not be saying things to make him remember he ain't in his own country and amongst his own folks.»
I says to myself, THIS is a girl that I'm letting that old reptle rob her of her money!
Then Susan SHE waltzed in; and if you'll believe me, she did give Hare-lip hark from the tomb!
Says I to myself, and this is ANOTHER one that I'm letting him rob her of her money!
Then Mary Jane she took another inning, and went in sweet and lovely again-which was her way; but when she got done there warn't hardly anything left o' poor Hare-lip. So she hollered.
«All right, then,» says the other girls; «you just ask his pardon.»
She done it, too; and she done it beautiful. She done it so beautiful it was good to hear; and I wished I could tell her a thousand lies, so she could do it again.
I says to myself, this is ANOTHER one that I'm letting him rob her of her money. And when she got through they all jest laid theirselves out to make me feel at home and know I was amongst friends. I felt so ornery and low down and mean that I says to myself, my mind's made up; I'll hive that money for them or bust.
So then I lit out-for bed, I said, meaning some time or another. When I got by myself I went to thinking the thing over. I says to myself, shall I go to that doctor, private, and blow on these frauds? No-that won't do. He might tell who told him; then the king and the duke would make it warm for me. Shall I go, private, and tell Mary Jane? No-I dasn't do it. Her face would give them a hint, sure; they've got the money, and they'd slide right out and get away with it. If she was to fetch in help I'd get mixed up in the business before it was done with, I judge. No; there ain't no good way but one. I got to steal that money, somehow; and I got to steal it some way that they won't suspicion that I done it. They've got a good thing here, and they ain't a-going to leave till they've played this family and this town for all they're worth, so I'll find a chance time enough. I'll steal it and hide it; and by and by, when I'm away down the river, I'll write a letter and tell Mary Jane where it's hid. But I better hive it tonight if I can, because the doctor maybe hasn't let up as much as he lets on he has; he might scare them out of here yet.
So, thinks I, I'll go and search them rooms. Upstairs the hall was dark, but I found the duke's room, and started to paw around it with my hands; but I recollected it wouldn't be much like the king to let anybody else take care of that money but his own self; so then I went to his room and begun to paw around there. But I see I couldn't do nothing without a candle, and I dasn't light one, of course. So I judged I'd got to do the other thing-lay for them and eavesdrop. About that time I hears their footsteps coming, and was going to skip under the bed; I reached for it, but it wasn't where I thought it would be; but I touched the curtain that hid Mary Jane's frocks, so I jumped in behind that and snuggled in amongst the gowns, and stood there perfectly still.
They come in and shut the door; and the first thing the duke done was to get down and look under the bed. Then I was glad I hadn't found the bed when I wanted it. And yet, you know, it's kind of natural to hide under the bed when you are up to anything private. They sets down then, and the king says:
«Well, what is it? And cut it middlin' short, because it's better for us to be down there a-whoopin' up the mournin' than up here givin' 'em a chance to talk us over.»
«Well, this is it, Capet. I ain't easy; I ain't comfortable. That doctor lays on my mind. I wanted to know your plans. I've got a notion, and I think it's a sound one.»
«What is it, duke?»
«That we better glide out of this before three in the morning, and clip it down the river with what we've got. Specially, seeing we got it so easy-GIVEN back to us, flung at our heads, as you may say, when of course we allowed to have to steal it back. I'm for knocking off and lighting out.»
That made me feel pretty bad. About an hour or two ago it would a been a little different, but now it made me feel bad and disappointed, The king rips out and says:
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